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a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf. You smeg head
That's smegging horrible |
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Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.
"Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck". Smeghead = fuckhead
Oh smeg! = Oh fuck! What the smeg is going on? = What the fuck is going on? Whats that smegging thing? = Whats that fucking thing? I dont give a smeg = I dont give a fuck etc... |
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From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.
1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck. 2) Smegger: Obnoxious person 3) Smeg head: As 2 1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!
2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion 3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head. |
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An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin. Rimmer is such a smeg-head
smeg off this really smegging sucks |
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"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom, Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey clits. "Get that smeggin thing away from me!"
"Rimmer, you're an absolute smeg-head." |
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The sticky, yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly. "I've got some smeg under my foreskin"
"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell" |
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| 7. | SMEG | ||
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A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father. Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG." |
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