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smeet: a man with a small penis
guy: "hey are you ready to have sex"
girl: "yeah but.."
guy: "what?...is there a problem?!?
girl: "no its just so cute"
guy: "what?, what's funny?!?"
girl: "your smeet its so cute."
guy: "are you saying i have a small dick?"
girl: "....yes....I'm leaving now"
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what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.
As a smeet, Zim was adorable.
by Abitlyon March 18, 2009
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"Whoa dude, look at him, he's so damn smeet"
by Andy Smith December 10, 2003
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A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless
a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"
by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008
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The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.
The smeet frog spends much of its day under water coming out only on moonlit nights
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1. one with small feet. the combination of 'sm' from small, and 'eet' from feet.

2. adding the first 2 letters of the word small to any body part
1."nick! put some shoes on those bare-smeet!"

"youre boyfriend is such a smeet"

2. smands, smears, smenis, smoobs, smass,
by aylaa March 24, 2010
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Bill: What's that that disgusting odor? It's gross.
Jane: Sorry, it's coming from my smeet.
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