A type of rancid fart that exits through the penis.
Anthony decided to smeef in Brian's mouth because Brian likes men.
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
2: smeef wetpaint
It's like uncanned smeef all over my expectations
A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.
Semen + queef = Smeef
1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."
2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"