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Smackington 

To take a fat ass motha fuckin rip off the cart, does it go much further then that? Frfr
Fulcrum: Whats up yodiegang I’m boutta take a smackington off the penjamin with that northern lights pod, shall we? Cheers my friends.
Smackington by chrispybass October 30, 2022

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007

ball smacking 

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles
Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling
ball smacking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Patty Smacking 

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.
Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.
Patty Smacking by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008

smerking 

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me
smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013