smeat

by cerfur August 10, 2009

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 13, 2009

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

by Macmarkinz September 21, 2007

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 3, 2009

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera September 26, 2008