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5.
The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.
by Impugn March 14, 2008
 
1.
spreadable meat
I want smeat and crakers!
by cerfur August 10, 2009
 
2.
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
by jrdade305 November 01, 2009
 
3.
hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
by mother earth November 30, 2007
 
4.
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 03, 2009
 
6.
A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass
Smeats ass is the sexy!!!
by Jim trawler April 28, 2007
 
7.
a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
by smeatleb August 18, 2011