The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.
by Impugn March 14, 2008
15 more definitions
Top Definition
spreadable meat
I want smeat and crakers!
by cerfur August 10, 2009
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
by jrdade305 November 01, 2009
Small dick
Did your hear about that guy with a small meat, yeah I heard he had a Smeat
by Originalconman May 09, 2015
hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
by mother earth November 30, 2007
A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.
ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
by Xiophillio April 12, 2009
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 03, 2009
sweaty feet
omg! i smeatted in my shoes
by teresa cabrera September 25, 2008

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