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13.
(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.
He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
by I AM McGehee, Dammit! July 05, 2007
 
1.
spreadable meat
I want smeat and crakers!
by cerfur August 10, 2009
 
2.
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
by jrdade305 November 01, 2009
 
3.
hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
by mother earth November 30, 2007
 
4.
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 03, 2009
 
5.
a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
by smeatleb August 18, 2011
 
6.
A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.
ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
by Xiophillio April 12, 2009
 
7.
SMALL MEAT(penis)
Yo that dude over there got a smeat!
by youlikathedickely April 08, 2009