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(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport. He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
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A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke) Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
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spreadable meat I want smeat and crakers!
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a small dick and/or an insult Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat |
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The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.
Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it. The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.
In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives. |
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A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam. ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
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sweaty feet omg! i smeatted in my shoes
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sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack. Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat? Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay. |
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