(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.
He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
by I AM McGehee, Dammit! July 05, 2007
Top Definition
spreadable meat
I want smeat and crakers!
by cerfur August 10, 2009
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
by jrdade305 November 01, 2009
Small dick
Did your hear about that guy with a small meat, yeah I heard he had a Smeat
by Originalconman May 09, 2015
hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
by mother earth November 30, 2007
A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass
Smeats ass is the sexy!!!
by Jim trawler April 28, 2007
SMALL MEAT(penis)
Yo that dude over there got a smeat!
by youlikathedickely April 08, 2009
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 03, 2009

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