(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.
He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
A small meat/ penis.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
Man that boy Perry got a smeat!
I want smeat and crakers!
hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.
ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
The canned/tinned mystery meat
that appeared in the movie Waterworld
Society is so FUBAR
in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
The makers of Spam
must have known that Waterworld
was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off
called "Smeat" instead.
In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.
a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries
I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?