Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byt
s refers to you as smeared.
There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor
john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!
julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?
john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt
In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.
Aamir: You're an epic fail.
Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...
Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.
a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.
Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.