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Share the smealth 

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
Share the smealth by LonePooper January 27, 2018
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Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.
“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle
Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.
As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus
Smeagologist by headheart December 4, 2012

smeaglet 

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"
smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008