Stealthie 

A secretly taken photograph

A: I finally took a pic of my girl! Here Shows pic
B: Why she lookin' away?
A: It's a stealthie! She don't know I took that

Stealthie by StealthNinja February 15, 2015

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

smeached 

To ejaculate in ones ear canal

When she said "do anything you want" the asshole smeached her and now she has swimmers ear

smeached by Leothaturd February 12, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Smelcher 

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.

I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!

Smelcher by Some,kid July 27, 2008

Searchie 

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

Searchie by searchie-man January 8, 2014

Smellcheck 

A discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn

dude before you put your arm around a girl ALWAYS do a Smellcheck.

Smellcheck by greenlion5 December 25, 2007