smd
Smed means Suck my dick. Every straight guy uses this as an insult or to a girl to give him a blow job. But be cautious it's known that saying this to gay people offends them and they'll be all like "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm telling my boy friend you bitch. he jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!"

It's also a common saying popular on the internet by trolls who are about to rape you or just want to depress you because you don't have a life and sit at the computer all day.

Your chances of epic win are 50% and your chance of epic fail are 50.0000000000000000000000000000001%
Example 1

Carl: Smd, girl.
Hoe: Oh okay...*pulls off Carl's pants*
Carl: Ahhh, that feels good bitch.

Example 2

Internet Troll: All of you smd, fags! erutrehiofogidhifhh
User 1: Shut up, cunt.
User 2: I'm going to report this bitch.
Moderator: Cuss or fighting is not allowed on our site, due to not following the rules you get a warning. Next time you will be banned.
Internet Troll: Go fuck yourself losers. lol
*Banned*

Example 3

Steve: Smd faggot.

Gay guy: WAHHHHAHHHAAAA! YOU'RE MEAN I AM TELLING MY BOYFRIEND! He jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!
Really gay faggot(bf): What's wrong man?

Gay guy: HE'S MEAN!!
Really gay faggot(bf): Who? Him? You smd you bitch...
Steve: Oh shit...
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smd
so much down
-a term used to show that you are down to drink
Vinnie: Yo, you wanna chyll?
Phil: Yeah man, smd
by Polak Bitch July 08, 2009

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smd
A word that was created by O___X__O
It means Suck My Dick
He also invented the word Cunt
Scott SMD its my word
by A MAN DUHh January 06, 2008

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smd
Sonny Moore Disorder.

being obsessed by the singer of from first to last Sonny Moore
yeah she has a serious case of smd.
by MariexMurder August 04, 2007

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SMD
Bunch of skaters from West babylon that think they can skate and can't and have horrible vid's on their site. These kids need to find a life. They deserve to get shot as all skaters are fagots and chances are 1.2% of the skater population will actually become endorsed in the long run. Fuck you guys..
"Dude, stop being such an SMD or I'm going to have to kill you."
by Your mom. March 31, 2005

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SMD
music. great band with great sound SoundMethod visit www.soundmethod.vze.com
SMD has rockage!!!
by dudette January 19, 2004

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(noun) The Skate team from West Babylon that absolute rocks. They kick major behind at skating.
"Dude, I saw SMD the other day at the firehouse"
by Anonymous March 03, 2003

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