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11.
smd
1. share my drink; used when at a party or at any event where there are limited drinks and a lot of people
2. shake(ing) my dick; when shaking your head just isn't enough
3. suck my dick; nuff' said
4. save my dad; when your father is in incredible danger and using full words would just be wasting time
5. sausage my dish; when you would like to be served sausages
1. Hey girl. SMD, its pretty tasty and satisfying.
2. You are so stupid. SMD.
3. SMD!
4. HELP! My dad is dying! SMD!
5. I'm sooo hungry. SMD.
by SallyHansen July 14, 2011
 
1.
smd
Acronym for "suck my dick"
smd fag.
by Kola January 26, 2003
 
2.
smd
Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.
Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd
by The Instant Classic July 10, 2008
 
3.
SMD
Suck My Dick

A term used to explain emotion in the men's world.
a: you're such a bitch
b: smd

a: i'm so bored, what the fuck do i do?

b: smd
by taye29 July 27, 2009
 
4.
smd
suck my dick
if you dont like it SMD
by lil kick April 19, 2009
 
5.
smd
Acronym for So Many Dinosaurs
Look bro, SMD!
by Trexboss November 08, 2011
 
6.
SMD
An abbreviation of the phrase "Suck My Dick"
That guy can smd. He's an asshole!
by Daliag1997 December 20, 2009
 
7.
smd
An acronym for "suck my dick". Widely used across the intergalactic web, and in general conversation.
intergalactic web:

guy: my mom made me pancakes
dude: ur mom can smd

in real life:

guy: omg you're well ugly man
dude: how about smd?
by izzehWIN_ May 02, 2010