Smed means Suck my dick. Every straight guy uses this as an insult or to a girl to give him a blow job. But be cautious it's known that saying this to gay people offends them and they'll be all like "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm telling my boy friend you bitch. he jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!"

It's also a common saying popular on the internet by trolls who are about to rape you or just want to depress you because you don't have a life and sit at the computer all day.

Your chances of epic win are 50% and your chance of epic fail are 50.0000000000000000000000000000001%
Example 1

Carl: Smd, girl.
Hoe: Oh okay...*pulls off Carl's pants*
Carl: Ahhh, that feels good bitch.

Example 2

Internet Troll: All of you smd, fags! erutrehiofogidhifhh
User 1: Shut up, cunt.
User 2: I'm going to report this bitch.
Moderator: Cuss or fighting is not allowed on our site, due to not following the rules you get a warning. Next time you will be banned.
Internet Troll: Go fuck yourself losers. lol

Example 3

Steve: Smd faggot.

Gay guy: WAHHHHAHHHAAAA! YOU'RE MEAN I AM TELLING MY BOYFRIEND! He jammed his dick right up my mangina mother fucker!!
Really gay faggot(bf): What's wrong man?

Gay guy: HE'S MEAN!!
Really gay faggot(bf): Who? Him? You smd you bitch...
Steve: Oh shit...
by azZ_kIcK3R June 14, 2009
10 Words related to smd
Top Definition
Acronym for "suck my dick"
smd fag.
by Kola January 26, 2003
Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.
Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd
by The Instant Classic July 10, 2008
Suck My Dick

A term used to explain emotion in the men's world.
a: you're such a bitch
b: smd

a: i'm so bored, what the fuck do i do?

b: smd
by taye29 July 27, 2009
Acronym for So Many Dinosaurs
Look bro, SMD!
by Trexboss November 08, 2011
suck my dick
if you dont like it SMD
by lil kick April 19, 2009
An abbreviation of the phrase "Suck My Dick"
That guy can smd. He's an asshole!
by Daliag1997 December 20, 2009
An acronym for "suck my dick". Widely used across the intergalactic web, and in general conversation.
intergalactic web:

guy: my mom made me pancakes
dude: ur mom can smd

in real life:

guy: omg you're well ugly man
dude: how about smd?
by izzehWIN_ May 02, 2010

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