| 1. | SMD Mode | ||
|
SMD Mode Stands for "Suck my dick" mode. This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick." This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob. ------
Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey." Bob: "Suck my dick." Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled." Bob: "Suck my dick." Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?" Bob: "Suck my dick." Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode." ----- Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob." Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick." Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..." Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick." Girlfriend: "I'm leaving." |
|||
