smc
Suck my clit/cunt
Dude says, "Will you suck my dick?"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"
by Kaylathatchick February 03, 2011
Top Definition
smc
Yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, 'smc' means 'suck my cock'.
<xXx_em0-pixie_xXx> ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit HIV an my kitty-cat Spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green Ford Fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo shit :(

<the_dude> smc
by Phobophile May 14, 2005
smc
suck my cock
umm.. would u smc?
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
SMC
SMC Means "Suck my clit"
The Boy had SAid "SMD ,Then the gurl had said "SMC" Back
by fabyola March 22, 2008
SMC
home of the most beautiful, classiest and most fabulous bitches in the country.
SMC chick: OMG! That Notre Dame girl is fug!
Notre Dame girl: I wish I was a SMC chick :(
by dothehelenkeller December 14, 2008
smc
smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.
Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016
nerds. but not always! some students in SMCS are hot, pretty, athletic, not just nerds. Science Math computer science? more like smart, magnificent, cool, students!
ew SMCS kids are losers, yea not all of them though! theyre smart and funny and good looking
by jenny.parker567 June 15, 2010
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