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1. A club sport whose members wake up, go to practice, go to breakfast, and then return to bed before the rest of the campus wakes up .
2. A team that races in boats that costs tens of thousands of dollars, yet we still receive several thousand dollars less than even our rugby teams.
3. The club sport whose rowers rape the Great Room every morning... also the reason why hard-boiled eggs are no longer served (what else are we supposed to do with the yolks?)
Q: Its only 3am, where are you going?
A: I have to be up in 2 hours for practice !