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"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"
by mo-yo December 22, 2006
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(verb) to request a wet spanking
by weneedmoretanks January 03, 2009
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When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.
She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.
by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016
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