sauce me a text
Yo smat bro, we gotta chill!
stands for Sauce Me A Text
The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch
That bitch smat last night, and I was too pissed to give a shit!
1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)
John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly picks up a fish.
A sneaky fatty.
Some one who is fat but is very sneaky about their it by wearing big clothing, or by having a thinner face than their body size that you would never know they were fat.
Pat is such a smat!
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.
Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.