The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)
John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
by Svenigan December 28, 2009
Top Definition
sauce me a text
Yo smat bro, we gotta chill!
by Glenn Roderick January 29, 2011
stands for Sauce Me A Text

The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch
That bitch smat last night, and I was too pissed to give a shit!
by Glenn Roderick January 31, 2011
1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
by Brit and Syd October 10, 2007
Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009
Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.
Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.
by Jordan February 23, 2005
Same as something that hurts.
by fruit May 16, 2003

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