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15.
adj: 1. Conniving with insincere actions geared towards higher economic or social status.
2. Socially paracitic.
3. One who purports to give up their own beliefs for personal gain.
Don't be so smat.
That art gallery is a smathouse.
by B Doyle August 13, 2006
 
1.
stands for Sauce Me A Text

The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch
That bitch smat last night, and I was too pissed to give a shit!
by Glenn Roderick January 31, 2011
 
2.
sauce me a text
Yo smat bro, we gotta chill!
by Glenn Roderick January 29, 2011
 
3.
1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
by Brit and Syd October 10, 2007
 
4.
Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"
by Paul The Mason April 13, 2009
 
5.
The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)
John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
*SMAT*
by Svenigan December 28, 2009
 
6.
hot, sexy, well put-together; usually used to refer to a person's general appearance
Damn girl you lookin smat today!
by chica January 12, 2005
 
7.
Same as something that hurts.
Owww!....smats
by fruit May 16, 2003