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2. smashed
to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech
the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!
by PARTY Oct 20, 2002 add a video
1. smashed
a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus Apr 21, 2004 add a video
3. smashed
to be drunk
Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
by steph Mar 25, 2004 add a video
4. Smashed
Had sex with, used in past tense.
Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......
5. smashed
To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!
by JuzzyDee Oct 28, 2003 add a video
6. smashed
to have intercourse with another human being
Dude, I totally smashed Kait last night.
7. Smashed
A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.
'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'
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