Oreo Pie Smackdown 

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

Oreo Pie Smackdown by The Oreo Pies June 14, 2020

Double Dewey Smackdown 

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.

Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

Double Dewey Smackdown by Highest Burner January 25, 2022

splashdown 

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown 

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

smackdown hotel 

As originally used by Duane Johnson (AKA "The Rock"), the Smackdown Hotel is located at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive". It's where an opponent would wind up after receiving the Rock's finishing move, "The Rockbottom".

"It's your time to check into the Smackdown Hotel, you Jabroni!"

smackdown hotel by Shawn Fahrer December 15, 2007

lay the smackdown 

The act of physically attacking another individual.

That guy has some anger management issues, yesterday I saw him lay the smackdown on his beeatch for talking back.

lay the smackdown by Tsunamisurfer June 22, 2005

Smashbrown 

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

Smashbrown by bacon remedy October 27, 2014