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when one, maybe numerous, nights a girl lives at your residence without paying rent, she is subject to the smash tax, an unobligated unemotional act in which the woman is forced to pay her monthly dues through sex and lubes.
1. Ya, that chicks been crashin' on my couch for a week, shes owes me a solid.
2. I've been chillin at my house for the last two months and my sisters bestfriend moved in. She uses up all the hot water, and runs up the bills, and shes not payin rent, shes due on the smash tax
by GCoz May 10, 2007

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