Pronounced Smaz Is a shortened version of Saint Mary's School Ascot, not to be confused with Heathfield Saint Mary's, which the girls consider inferior and constantly make jokes about, for example "How long does it take for a cleaner to realise that they could be head of english at Heathfield?", is a boarding school in Berkshire. If a SMAS girl is mistake for a girl for Heathfield the common reply would be "Do I really look like a reject" or "LOL rejects, you wish sket "The school is on selective entry only and is popular with many Spanish, Irish and Italian immigrants as it is a catholic school. The girls are considered the social elite, most girls also have relationships with boys from other public schools such as Harrow or Eton. The girls are also known for not only their academic results but also has one of the best art departments in the country. SMAS also has a large performing arts centre called The Rose Theatre. Subsiquentally the girls have been scouted for films and modeling, Celine Buckens (Warhorse, Emilie), Rosanna (Rosy) Byrne (Lizzie Hutton, Cranford and Miranda Reese, Waking the Dead) and Camilla (Minnie) Brady (Model).
The term SMAS is used to shorten the name of the school, the term Virgin Mega-Store may also be used, making a jokey reference to the Virgin Mary.
There's no stopping those SMAS girls, rebeellllllsssss.
Person a: I proper need a cigarette
Person b: Smas