| 57. | Too low for radio use | ||
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when you are awake but are all most completely useless to the outside world, in reference to blackberry smartphones battery too low for radio use feature. person 1: hey man let go out to the bar tonight man!
person 2: cant man too low for radio use. person 1: wow you really are a useless piece of shit |
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| 58. | facerolling | ||
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Game played with smartphones with a facebook app, such like iPhone. The game consists by scrolling down eachothers friends list and picking out a random person (girls for boys, and boys for girls ) writing something or doing something (mutually agreed upon) embarrasing on their wall. Writing "Wanna grab a cup of coffe?" to an ex with you have an infected relationship with or writing "oh my god, you are so hot" to a friends hot mom. Thats facerolling!
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| 59. | starf | ||
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With the continued success of smiking, a new phenomenon of 'starfing' was spawned. Former (or current) smikers such as Jizz and Bitchin' took smiking to Starbucks coffee shops anywhere and everywhere. On very rare but welcome occasions, individuals such as Flo from Capital City join in to bring new dimensions of conversations to a starfing session. The word itself began as a deliberate misspelling of 'Starbucks' as 'Starfucks', but since the new word was too vulgar, the Bitchin' Lee deemed it necessary to shorten it to simply 'starf'. In essence, to starf is to smike during the daytime. It is a term used to denote a wanton waste of time spent sipping iced caramel macchiatos, smoking Mild Sevens or Bohem No.6's while discussing issues such as what needs to be done to Nasties' ride, or the latest apps on smartphones. Bitchin': Starf?
Nasties: ye. at t---? Bitchin': ye. See you in 15 minutes. -one iced caramel macchiato, one long black, 17 cigarettes later and 2 hours later- Nasties: oh mean! jizz is coming! Bitchin': Better get more smokes... |
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| 60. | crappware | ||
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Useless Apps which come preinstalled on smartphones, waste space and are difficult to remove. Similar to bloatware, except for phones. I need to root my phone to remove this crappware!
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| 61. | tardphone | ||
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Facebook friendly smartphone. All smartphones having easy access to Facebook are qualified for being tardphones.
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| 62. | shnigg | ||
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shnigg is a form of m-commerce using smartphones and qr codes i shnigged a birthday present for my girlfriend
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| 63. | Motorola citrus | ||
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Smartphones for people that can't afford a real smartphone. Dude I heard he got a Motorola citrus
Wow what a poor fuck |
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