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Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

Satification 

The feeling of satisfaction along with much gratification. Lots of satisfaction and gratification together.
"Eating that sandwich gave me very much satification."
Satification by wordmaker5000 April 20, 2010

scarification 

Ancient form of body modification involving inflicting designed and planned wounds to the body with the intention of leaving a scar for aesthetic reasons.
Common with darker-skinned people and cultures, because scarring shows better than tattooing in people with more melanin.
Scarification may be done by burning, cutting or with chemicals.
Scarification is not related to self-injury, because of the difference in motives. Scarification should be done in a sterilized environment by a professional, with the intention of aesthetic value.
scarification by Evil Bella May 13, 2005

smartificational 

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.
Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!
smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

smallification

To smallify; the act or process of making something smaller.
The house design is currently undergoing smallification.
I'm working on the smallification of the ginormous file.
smallification by rulenumberthree September 24, 2009

smartificationalist 

Someone who is extremely smart or just thinks that they are.
Idiot 1:I got an "A" on my math test!
Idiot 2:You must be a smartificationalist!