A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.
It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.
A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.
In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
1- a cute child who is smart
2- a prodigy
example: My son is smarties, he is genius