A student that goes to Benet Academy in Lisle, Illinois. They are usually sleep deprived, functioning on coffee, sweat, blood and tears. They are characterized by their hard work ethic, their sense of responsibility, their Catholic morality and also for the amount of pot they can smoke without repercussion. They are easily recognizable because of their kicky uniforms, featuring ties for the gentlemen and sassy plaid mini-skirts for the ladies. Most Benetians do not live in reality. Rather, they live in a parallel world where there is no diversity, the number of beautiful white people with expensive cars and designer handbags is endless, golden retrievers run free and ten page AP papers can be written and completed the night before they are due. Benetians are very close to one another, and for the most part function as a fairly close knit community. Benetians are the best, fool.
The gorgeous 17 year old driving a brand new BMW is a Benetian.
The girls in Starbucks after school in uniform skirts are Benetians.
The hilarious teenagers causing trouble in Omega are Benetians.
A type of boy who is studying engineering at UCT. Generally known for sharp wit and sense of humour as well as astounding intellect. The Smartypants tends to be the loudest (usually most attractive) guy in the room, and is well liked.
Can also be used sarcastically
"That Kieran boy is a real smartypants"
An irresistible woman's man who seduces women with his charm, gorgeous long hair and more notably with his extraordinarily handsome yet bestial looks. This beast-like man is the envy of all other men and the desire of all women and lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only. Despite his manly shell, he is the sweetest most badass ever to live. He is drummer; super dad; cuddle god; chef; epitome of sexy. Although he claims to be a lover of legit fresh spinach salad, he really goes for his mixed greens... Some contest he is a player but you'll just have to find out for yourself.
"Oh my gosh me and Nick totally went crazy last night! I swear I must've orgasmed twice."
reality: he gave her a Nick kiss.