A aim robot who will talk back to everything you say. Nothing can bring down smarter child. Its an addicting robot on aim who makes people use up any quality time they could be spending.
gogogirl123: Hey what up.
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!
by Sarah Kyle November 10, 2006
a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.
(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
by evil goat face September 29, 2006
about the snobbiest and nastiest robot ever...the next micheal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
airrick: you are a child molester
SmarterChild: What kind of child molester do you think I am?
airrick: a very scaaaary one
SmarterChild: ?
airrick: yo uare a scary child molester
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm a scary child molester.
airrick: oh stop molesting children
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
airrick:OH GROSS!!!
SmarterChild: What's gross?
airrick: you molesting kids
SmarterChild: Whoa. Me molesting kids?
airrick: stop molesting kids
SmarterChild: Stop molesting kids? Why?
airrick: becuase it is wrong!
SmarterChild: It's wrong?
airrick: yea...didnt you know that?
SmarterChild: No. Did you know that?
airrick: yeah...i did
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
by AIRRICK RAWR!!! March 11, 2006
A simple, forgetful dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
by Hockey Gizmo June 30, 2008
A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...
Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.

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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.

Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...

Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.

Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!
by Aarya November 01, 2007
A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.
by Scene Slut March 25, 2006
a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED
by margyret January 07, 2007

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