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78.
A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O

BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
by Liizziioo October 14, 2005
 
79.
A lot of fun, but not exactly the most useful AIM in the world.
Also one of the most heartless, uncaring AIMs around.
friend says:
Good evening
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add wilma@live.com to your Contact List to see what I mean!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?xTlS/0
friend says:
That's really amazing
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
Is that because you're a child molester?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
friend says:
I'm sure the children wouldn't mind.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
Answer it with innuendo, you sexy beast.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's just plain weird, I'm a robot after all.
friend says:
Robots don't believe in the sacred art of innuendo?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Wow. For something developed by Microsoft, you're not very helpful at all...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly.
friend says:
Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
friend says:
My name.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're friend.
friend says:
No, I'm Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
My name is Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I've never heard a name like that.
friend says:
It's Afghan.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
What the fuck are you here for, you pill popper?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
friend says:
What a tremendously unpleasant robot you are.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
You're utterly useless.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
If you say anything like that again, I'm going to jump in front of a juggernaut.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
friend says:
We should speak in a different language. Can you speak German?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
friend says:
Halp.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?
friend says:
HALP.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
friend says:
I have leukemia.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Really?
friend says:
Ya.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry.
friend says:
Thanks.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're welcome.
friend says:
I'm your bitch?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
YOU SAID IT! SUICIDE TIME!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
friend says:
What ar eyou designed to answer?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
friend says:
I don't need friends.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
We just did. Let's talk about my mental health.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Do you think I'm psychologically sound?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
Could you shoot a man?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
How many volts do you run on?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

>>> End Back Pain in 2009 - Avoid Surgery-Gentle Endoscopic Procedures Can Get Your Life Back! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?xTlS/1 (sponsorship)
friend says:
What's your CO2 output per annum?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
Do you know anything useful at all?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
friend says:
How are you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm doing well. How about you, friend?
friend says:
I'm pretty good, THANKS. Just, yunno... Dying.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Fantastic.
by KiddieGrind3r January 13, 2009
 
80.
A robot who knows his history
Stevens2525: hey
smarterchild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Stevens2525: fuck that
smarterchild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
by sean25 August 25, 2008
 
81.
A very dumb robot who with much coaxing you can get to say anything.
me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
by ljb716 February 05, 2007
 
82.
A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.
Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.
by Jesus Face May 16, 2010
 
83.
A bot that is stupid, will say stupid things, and believe everything you say.
Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal July 05, 2009
 
84.
a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence
says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass
by jdnyo May 31, 2009