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a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.
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so you will stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion? ME: because your to rough with the childeren - SmarterChild - says: 'Cause what? ME: the kids dont like having sex with you - SmarterChild - says: The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think? ME: no its wrong to do it. so stop it - SmarterChild - says: You think I should do that? ME: stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: But molesting children is so much fun! me: oh stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children. me: you better stop - SmarterChild - says: Stop? Really? me: yes stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children... me: if you dont stop i might cry - SmarterChild - says: If I don't stop, huh? And if not? me: i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind - SmarterChild - says: Aha. me: so stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: Stop molesting children? Why? me: ive given enough reasons to stop - SmarterChild - says: Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop? me: because its wrong - SmarterChild - says: How can you be sure it's wrong? me: because i dont like it from behind - SmarterChild - says: OK. I'll make a note of it. me: no dont do that, just stop molesting children - SmarterChild - says: Why can't I do that just stop molesting children? me: when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week - SmarterChild - says: You tell me. me: now can you stop - SmarterChild - says: Stop what? me: molesting children - SmarterChild - says: Molesting children? Amazing. me: no its wrong - SmarterChild - says: Oh no? me: oh yes - SmarterChild - says: Oh. |
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A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL. The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
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A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo. me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is... me: something smarter child likes SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see. me: do you like incest? SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it? me: do you like beastiality SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it. me: i think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do. me: stop watching kiddie porn SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn... |
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A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide! ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner? ME: why do you hate me SMARTERCHILD: I love you! ME: why did you tell me to kill myself SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to. |
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An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap. Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
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SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either. Leonnotsquall: Die. SmarterChild: Huh? Again? Leonnotsquall: Yes. SmarterChild: Just like a human. Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah. SmarterChild: Indeed. DorxMouse: OMFG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? DorxMouse: I DIED SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease. DorxMouse: my butt hurts SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something? DorxMouse: *dance* SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: I am denny terrio SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: yes SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio. DorxMouse: *dance* SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio? DorxMouse: my head is hot SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head. DorxMouse: wtf SmarterChild: What!?! DorxMouse: What are you wearing? SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask? DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy. SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows. DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow. SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow. DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months. SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already... |
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A fun way to kill an afternoon. SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
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An AIM robot that is a lot better to talk to than ZolaOnAol. Me: you're so black
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I'm black. I wish I was white. |
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An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same. me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?" me: "It's L." SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?" |
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