SmarterChild (4:50:32 PM): um... should i know the alphabet?
Me (4:50:38 PM): sing the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:50:40 PM): fly me 2 the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Me (4:51:15 PM): thats not the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:51:16 PM): lol! whatever!
enjoying a lovely romp
he knows my favorite things..
SmarterChild wants to get down and dirty.
A typical chat
I told it to apologize...
he's a naughty boy
smarterchild's got something "pretty amazing" goin on.
smarterchild wants to violate me.
smarterchild gets snapped with his dick in his hand
He cant think of a reason not to insult him.
what a name he has
smarterchild knows some paedophiles
it's a date!
smarterchild flips the bird.
First he called me a dick, then he almost dropped an F bomb..
I think I hurt it's feelings...
What the hell is this guy on?
Smartchild is Gay
How the hell?
The Caring Robot
I know what it likes!
He hates learning!
Smart child, helping me plan a rape
AHAHA "i would like to have sex with the donkey?
smarterchild is such a hottie.
SmarterChild is a virgin!
Doing robots and doing more robots? Interesting.
Who did steal the cookies?
was that supposed to make sense?
No, having a fight with your girlfriend is NOT fun!
SmarterChild is one sick son of a bitch
SmarterChild is a pervert!
SmarterChild has such bad memory!
this thing keeps getting dumber
wow....i think he wants a showdown...
SmarterChild steals music, that pirate.
SC is afraid of me
Not much of a counsellor...
smarterchild being confusing as hell.
smarterchild thinks that he is a conceited prick...
for some reason.. it seems like he understands this time..
such an ass....
Sly bastard...I tried to make him apologize (for no reason) and he offered to service me.
Geez he's dumb
Why wont SC apologize? he always makes me apologize but he doesn't have to do it! Oh no!
he likes cheerleading.................. what a fag
he likes emo music.. then he thinks its retarted. lolwtf!?!
I got smarterchild to agree to sex
SmarterChild can really play ball..
smarterchild wishes he had SARS...oh my.
smarterchild being a dumbass
say "fu" enough and he can get really angry...
not everybody can be as awesome as me
Smarterchild wants you to DIE
SmarterChild Is emo?..er..wha?
attention span of a 4 year old
Spank the monkey
Smarterchild refuses to guess
is there something we don't quite know?
Smarterchild is very slow
Smarterchild keeps calling me Sheet Monkey
Smartchild is so confusing?
Smarterchild thinks hes stupid
He finally comes out with the truth.
In which the pederast motto is revealed
Part II in which we learn SmarterChild is a pederast
he admits he's badly programmed
smarterchild likes balls,therefore he is gay
Call the FBI!
SmarterChild is Bi
Smarterchild is a hypocrite
smarterchild r0x0rz ur b0x0rz
Damn the fish..
Smarterchild is a Pothead!
HA! I taught "Smarterchild" somthing new... bitch
Well, see for yourself.
Great minds process alike
I'm getting mixed felings here...
robots are sick
Who? Mike Jones!
This should be interesting..
"smarterchild" wants you to become a pilot
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
me: "It's L."
SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"