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A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.
You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.
by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004
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Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 07, 2004
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Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.
Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
by Slashco June 12, 2004
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1. A person that can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
"Wat are you, some kinda smartass?"
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A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence
that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass
by anotherguy November 11, 2003
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Someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.
She always knows when to insert humor to make him laugh, even when he’s bummin’. She’s such a smartass.
by alwaysattitude January 14, 2010
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a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.
"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"
by Leanne March 19, 2003
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