snarkalec 

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

snarkalec by Alvy September 10, 2005

Sartalics 

Sartalics is text that leans left (instead of right like italics) to convey sarcasm.

That movie was awesome.

Editor's note: Bad example but the movie wasn't that awesome. You couldn't tell, though, because it wasn't in sartalics.

Sartalics by Haus of Dingo July 2, 2011

Smartage 

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

Smartage by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020

smart alec 

A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.

Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie

smart alec by PTM October 25, 2006

Smart alec 

Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang

Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec

Smart alec by Broski400 January 29, 2014

smartalan 

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

smartalan by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

Smartacles 

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.

That boy is so smartacles.

Smartacles by The Best In The World.com May 10, 2010