A most excellent sandwich, namely, one of such high quality that its perfections are comparable to those of the conjugal act
Damn bro, with that wasabi mayonnaise and apple-smoked bacon, that ain't a sandwich - that a smangwich.
Is a sandwich you eat while smangin a chick from behind. You can rest it on her back. Shit, if you have one of them baller ass tempurpedic beds you have your drink on the side too.