A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.
by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006
Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).
Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
by Smallio Banderas April 11, 2006
dude, your such a smallwood.
by connoe June 8, 2006
by I. M. Aword Smith May 18, 2009
A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.
by flarmp375 November 18, 2017
A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.
by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022
A guy from YouTube who makes informative videos and has an Amazing sense of humor and loves to drink in his video. He never forgets a cool scene from any Movie or series. EVER!
by Not_called_Bob September 26, 2018