small child holding an apple 

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

small child holding an apple by Griphftor August 17, 2006

abyss small child 

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

abyss small child by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021

small child 

A young human being who is not big and is fun to kick twice in the face!

Chris is a small child...... lets kick him in the face...twice

small child by Jebend January 27, 2007

small child killer 

This is a general description of a very strong aloholic drink. ex: so much alohol in the glass that it would be lethal to a small child.

I had so many "small child killers" last night that i wiped out a whole day care center.

small child killer by queenbee July 26, 2004

Small Child Fingernails 

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

Small Child Fingernails by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

smallholdinocrats

(noun)
1. nonsense
2. gobbledygook
3. fiddlesticks
4. the above three
5. odd
6. to overflow your Scrabble board
7. what this word means (-crats means ruler (king))
8. silly billy
silly billy
1. you!

Friend: I do a smallholdinocrats.

me: idk
Friend: a silly billy!

me: What in the world is that?
Friend: you!

smallholdinocrats by jxhkUzjiks June 28, 2025