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A Penis that is less than 4 inches erect and no more than 2 when soft. Guys who have a small penis are likely to be mocked by their peers and struggle to get laid no matter what their sexuality.
Emma: Me and Daniel had sex last night
Orla: Was it good?
Emma? No he was bragging about the size of his penis all through the date but when he took down his pants it was such a small penis, I giggled.
Orla: How big was it?
Emma: A complete pinner about 3 inches erect, he put it in my pussy and I couldn't feel anything. Though he came really quick so I didn't have to fake orgasm to long.
by Derwent October 12, 2007
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A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis
Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs
by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006
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A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.
Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!
by LuDa May 22, 2003
316 286
A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."
by Prince Myst December 20, 2007
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manhood which is more boyhood, can be owned by any colour man, it aint a white ting - read Franz Fanon who dispels that myth.
Hey you Ja Rule-lovin bitch how come you've got such a small penis?
by The gifted1. June 13, 2003
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A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.
Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.
by AmyK92 October 22, 2010
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Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.
That guy only bought a ferrari coz he gots a small penis.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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