Small Dicked Bliss 

Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Dude, I’d help put the fire out, but I’m a Small Dicked Bliss!

Small Dicked Bliss by Cold Madina April 15, 2019

small-dickedness

Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.

When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!

small-dickedness by Nishazoid May 13, 2005

Small-dickedly 

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

Small-dickedly by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

smalldickery 

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

smalldickenergy

Description of a - usually male - person who gives off the vibes of a man who has problems or suffers from with a small dick and consequently overcompensates by projecting male stereotypes.

Andrew brags so much about his monster truck, he is so smalldickenergy.

smalldickenergy by Nerdenergy December 31, 2022