|1.||Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin|
A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
A fart so rench that it can clear out a crowded room in next to no time.
Back ground information:
Ben breaks wind in club called the Red Violin and tries to walk away…but club is so small and wind so potent that Ben can't escape his own flatulence…no matter where he goes. Fellow patrons are aghast.
Time for me to squeak out another red violin tune.
|3.||Stroking the Violin|
Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
A Viola is the world's smallest type of violin. Violins can only be as small as 11 inches in length according to traditional production methods. A Viola is by definition the worlds smallest violin as a Viola has been procuced at just 2 inches in length.
'Im playing the worlds smallest violin for you' in sarcasticly sympathetic reference to a mild misfortune someone encounters. This is a misnomer, you would actually be playing a (Viola).
a word that decribes anything small.
a small cello= picocello
a small violin= picoviolin
a small orchestra= picostrings
picolo= just plain annoying!
1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks
2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.
1. Viola! I have finished my model car.
2. Jerry plays the viola in band class.
(n.) 1. A petty disagreement over a trivial matter that quickly escalates into a large battle, usually between two people or a small group 2. Petty infighting that quickly gets out of hand
Anita called Annie her best friend instead of Denise and now they're all having an epic violin/skype fight over it.