A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

A fart so rench that it can clear out a crowded room in next to no time.

Back ground information:
Ben breaks wind in club called the Red Violin and tries to walk away…but club is so small and wind so potent that Ben can't escape his own flatulence…no matter where he goes. Fellow patrons are aghast.

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

A Viola is the world's smallest type of violin. Violins can only be as small as 11 inches in length according to traditional production methods. A Viola is by definition the worlds smallest violin as a Viola has been procuced at just 2 inches in length.

a word that decribes anything small.

1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks

2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.

(n.) 1. A petty disagreement over a trivial matter that quickly escalates into a large battle, usually between two people or a small group 2. Petty infighting that quickly gets out of hand