The act of trying to drive and text message at the same time
"I ran over 7 small children and a Sudanese refugee because I was distracted by drixting. I guess I'm going to burn in Hell."
"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.
"Geez, I got your text, but I was so txt-boxed I decided I'd just call you back instead."
|10.||wall of text|
A paragraph written, usually on an internet forum, that is usually very long, has little or no punctuation and is very stressful on the eyes.
Interesting: Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.' - Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn. - Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. - Hillary also recommended a close f...more...
|11.||page 3 text|
The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"
a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
|13.||Urban Dic It!|
Whenever there is a sub-cultural difference in chatrooms and text messages, the term refers the person to go look it up in UrbanDictionary.com.
Verbal differences differ from different parts of the country and world.
Californians say "That's whats up!" while others in the northeast would say " That's the shit!"
Person 1: Dude...this guy told me i was an Alaskan Whaler's Harpoon..Do you know what that means?
Person 2: umm....you can Urban Dic it!
Person 1: Awww..thats when you have a small dick screwing a "large" girl...thats mean!
The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.
A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.
B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.
C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.