Term used to describe someone who appears to drinking their beer at the same speed as everyone else yet takes very small sips from their pint, normally taking ages to finish it. This is normally used to conceal the fact that they can drink no more, or that they are just rubbish at drinking.
'John you want another pint while I'm at the bar?'
'No thanks mate I'm fine'
'fack me John you've had that pint for hours. Have you got budgie lips today, or what?'
W=West S=Side V=Vagina L=Lips
Originated in the small town of Buellton, CA by some boys making their own "gang" making fun of the WestSide Bloods.
To show you are in the "gang" u write a VL on the skin inbetween the thumb and pointer finger on the left hand. (V and L are made into one symbol. The end of the "v" connects with the top of the "L")
Max: IM part of the WSVL
Alex: Whats that?
Max: The gang. Duh. West Side Vagina Lips.
Is a person who packs small lips
Yo you see that kid packin one pouch.
Yea what a Sharkey
A tall, muscular, funny teenage boy who longs to fit in with the crowd. He obtains friends with his sense of humor, good personality, and exaggerated looks (ie, full lips, long hair, big eyes, etc.) He will give whatever it takes to make friends, because deep down, he is insecure about his small penis, usually ranging from 3-5 inches.
Nick: He is so funny. I don't see how anyone wouldn't like him. But he does have a really small dick.
Adam: Yeah, he's such a Thomas.
N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
Alliterative & hence popular slang term for a tiny fair penis, measuring around an inch erect or flaccid. Based on the small size of the Celtic Penis in particular, & of the British Penis in general: "Irish Inch. sl Lancia in Resta. The erect penis, US 1970s-80s. A slur on Irish penis size. (Green 1998, 642). 'I wanna find what they eat to make their tits grow so I can feed it to my wife.' 'They eat the Irish inch.'(H Gould, Fort Apache 1980, 33)." ('Lessico erotico inglese-italiano' subtitle: La Reggia dell'amore. Antonio D'Eugenio. Bari: Levante, 2002-4, v 1 of 2, p 181) The prevalent stereotype of the microphallic & foolish Celt is a play on the global under-endowed idiot or the Shakespearean 'Three-Inch Fool'.more...
According to widespread folk & urban legends, British microphallism is a result of a traditional eugenical practise of Norman kings & barons to forbid marriage to British males who measured larger than an 'Irish Inch'. It is said that the aim was to breed an obedient race of under endowed red-haired Celtic & flaxen-haired Anglo-Saxon serfs & that thus originated the 'Curse of the Irish Inch'. Hence t...
A small kiss, not quite a kiss, a tenth of one kiss.
I had to have ten kisslets before I felt like I had really had a kiss.
She gave me a tiny kisslet on my cheek and I was happy just because her soth lips had touched my skin.