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50. Ottumwa, Iowa
Ottumwa, Iowa is a small, shitty town on the southeastern side of Iowa..
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..

They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!
Yeah, Ottumwa, Iowa sucks....

Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..
51. Yard Sesh
A small gathering or group of friends of about 6-10 people, usually college freshman or sophomores, that chill in a friends yard on a weekday night and drink away. Usually to talk about college stories and enjoy a good time with friend while looking back on how much you miss the college parties. Venting on how bad high school and the town you live in sucks and just counting the days until you go back
Dan- "Yo! you throwing down tonight or no know anyone that is?"

Jack-"Nah man, idk who's throwing down, you know there is nothing ever going on in this wack ass town!"

Dan-"yea man, well you should throw down!"

Jack-"I cant man, the rents are home!"

Dan- "how about a yard sesh?"

Jack- "Yea, i guess that will do."

Dan- Ight, lemme txt tha peeps!"
52. Othello
a small little town in washington state that no body knows about because its a shit hole, pregnant teens everywhere, pot heads, and wanna-be gangsters make up this town. drama is everywhere and everyone talks shit about one another. there is no decent girls, they are all skanks and homie-hoppers.
"where do you live?

-"in othello"

"whats that?"

-"a shitty ass town :("
53. Two Rivers
1. A small-ass Wisconsin town with a bunch of factories that went out of business, more bars than the population of the city, and always gets really windy and cold in the town, but somehow is still pretty cool to the locals. Also the apparent birthplace of the Ice Cream Sundae.

2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.
Person1: Dude what you do last night?
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.
54. Anchorage
The only town in the state of Alaska that you could call a city. It has cold winters where it's never warmer than the mid-30s starting as early as October and lasting until late March or sometimes even mid-April. Summers are balmy and usually always partly cloudy at best, with highs in the mid-50s to low 70's.

Anchorage is where the Iditarod is showcased near downtown before it officially starts in a small neighboring town called Wasilla.

It's a state with a Northwest mentality but Alaska is definitely different than Washington or Oregon. You'd have to stay up here for a while and get to know people to see it. A lot of people smoke weed here, and the weed here is among the strongest and cheapest of anywhere I've been in America. Usually just 40 an eighth, 280-320 an ounce. Lots of nice people, and you have lots of assholes. Has one of the highest suicide rates in the nation, but that's probably because of the overall lack of sunlight, the prevalent use of alcohol and the availability of heroin, and for some reason the native population has a higher suicide rate per capita.

There's a lot of outdoorsman stuff to do, like go hiking Anchorage's many surrounding Chugach mountains, and fishing all over South central Alaska is awesome and places like Seward are heaven for halibut and silvers certain times of the year, where Kenai and Soldotna are great for kings, silvers and reds, just depends when you go.
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55. Rittman, OH
a small ass town in the middle of northern ohio. named, "small town with a big heart", but, in fact, has the most idiots living in it.
i wish to get out of this hell hole, Rittman, OH.
56. Wimberley
Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.
Guy 1: "Wanna go float the river?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lets head out to Wimberley."
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