a man who is far below average height, with asian heritage. He is usually seen wearing a penguin suit/tuxedo, and is found usually beside holes, collecting poo and doing various sexual favours for whomever may own him.
Gary- "Dude, look over there! There is a small asian man doing a shit on that old guys lawn!"

Phil- "Yeah i know, he does favours for my dad, and in return he gets a good boinking up the rear from my tranny grandmother."

Gary- "I have seen it all now, you should think about counciling."

Small asian man- "herro, i have done now, can i have my pounding pwreese?"

Phil- "no, now fuck off back to your scummy drain."
by jamalshamali September 01, 2009

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