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1.
Comes from the colloquial abbreviation of vagina (vadge). Referring to a smelly vagina.
Mmm... That smadge is smelly!
by Chantal24 March 09, 2007
 
2.
The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quicker, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then close his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slappiion with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.

There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!

-OR-

I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget

by TwoWiseMen October 26, 2007
 
3.
The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.

There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!

-OR-

I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget

by TwoWiseMen October 26, 2007