Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.
Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.
by eshommieinsd June 22, 2010
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Top Definition
when you are both sad and mad at the same time.
ohh shnap, your mom sucked last night and that makes me smad.
by alyssa April 02, 2005
Suck My Ass Dumb Shit
#1. You can just go SMADS I'm not doing that

#2.SMADS that definetly is not cool
by jabooba November 23, 2008
the cross between sad and mad.
dude im so smad at you!
by your noses foots hands eye July 14, 2010
being simultaneously sad and mad.
when my boyfriend cheated on me i was sad and mad. I was smad!
by Kyle.Harlow March 22, 2010
Mispronunciation of the word mad.
"No, you just keep going Mr. Smad Smart alecs."
by DaveTheBrave101 January 01, 2009
smad: to be both simultaneously sad and mad at the same time.
dude, I'm fucking smad that so many other people entered "smad" on urban dictionary before me.
by chanimalcrackers August 11, 2012
Suck my Arab cock.
Zain: Yo, I can't go to the party
Dave: Bitch! Don't bail on me now
Zain: SMAD stupid fag! I am the Khassassin (see Khassassin)
by The Khassassin January 14, 2010

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