Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

spacktard 

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid 

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

spacktardaloid by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

spacktard 

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

spacktard by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

snacktard 

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

snacktard by Soooooz February 1, 2009