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Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindor delusions.
Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!
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The Slytherin house is one of the most misunderstood house in the books of Harry Potter. Slytherin students have Ambition, Cunning and Resourcefulness. They also value tradition and are born leaders. It is a plus that they are sexy too.

There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansy's best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.

Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.

Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.

Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.

Never tell a Slytherin they aren't a true Slytherin.

Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.

Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.
Slytherin people are so freaking awesome

The Slytherin dorm is under a lake! That is like a free aquarium without having to pay a stupid fee. Put your finger on the window and see if a fish follows it.
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A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.
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One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students

Their mascot is the serpent.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
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One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
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where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.
"I'm in Gryffindor"


"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"
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The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.
Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?
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