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a term used to describe the act when one decides to masturbate, in this circumstance, usually in a inappropriate location. INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT
FADE IN John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss! Peter: Hear hear! everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration CUT TO mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket Cut To everyone leaving the restaurant Alexander runs down the street excitedly Close up of Alexander Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank! |
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