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slothmachine 

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.
It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.
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Submachine 

A point-and-click game series made by Mateusz Skutnik where you travel through the Subnet trying to find your way out.
"At first we thought there was just one submachine.

But then Murtaugh came along, and showed us the truth. His ability to create karma portals between locations let him explore more than one third of the submachine net. That took him 32 years. How foolish were we in those early years.

Using his technology we were able to built our own portals to move between dimensions. Now we set up the laboratory, we have reconnaissance exploration teams...

...for submachines, we go on missions into the net trying to discover new places and parts of this greatest puzzle. Murtaugh said once that there is no 'greatest puzzle', no masterplan, no one is controlling this thing. But we think otherwise. There must be a purpose for all of things. We just have to find it. I thought this was all possible, but since Murtaugh deserted us, I'm not so sure anymore. But we found our purpose, we see it clearly. Do you?..." - from a note in Submachine 4.
Submachine by MarcoGamer August 7, 2016

submachine gun 

A class of firearm that is intented for fully automatic firing and chambers pistol ammunitions. In some sense it is basically a pistol with full auto capability.

It is generally used in close combat where accuracy is less important than rate of fire. The usage of pistol ammunitions means lower recoil than conventional rifles, thus enabling it to be fired at high rate, but it also means it has less stopping power and a shorter effective range.

(note: civilian SMGs are often converted that so they are only capable of semi-auto fire.)

Do not confuse it with assault rifle. An assault rifle is technically a cross between a conventional rifle and a SMG.
HK MP5 is a German SMG.

Uzi is commonly portrayed in movies.

The M1 Thompson, or "Tommy gun" is a submachine gun used during the Second World War.

submachine gun by Kickyourmom October 20, 2005

Slut Machine 

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
Slut Machine by rperazag May 17, 2010

Slut Machine 

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
Slut Machine by rperazag May 19, 2010

Las Vegas Slut Machine 

On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
Las Vegas Slut Machine by KingSlut September 27, 2018

Slut Machine 

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.
Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.
Slut Machine by innertone December 4, 2010